What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:20
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…